“If you hear me call your name, be ready to: Grab me a drink / Grab me a snack / Get batteries for the remote.”
• The replays of the goals are VERY important. I don't care if I've seen them already. I want to see them again.
• The fridge must be stocked up with beer / cider 24/7
• All love & affection must wait until half time or, when the games of have finished.
• If you hear me call your name, be ready to: Grab me a drink / Grab me a snack / Get batteries for the remote.