Let’s investigate this, shall we?
But! The most important question is, of course, what breed of dog does Post Malone's mustache look like???
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At first, I thought it was maybe an elegant Maltese.
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But it just didn't work.
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Then it hit me. Post Malone's mustache looks like two very noble Old English Sheepdogs kissing.
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And here's your proof:
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